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I GOT A MACBOOK PRO.

Tue Feb 9, 2010, 11:41 AM
Fucking hell.

I have never seen something so shiny in my entire life!
I just opened the box and MY EYES GLAZED OVER.
Im scared to open it. I am genuinely scared to use it.
My fingers are so tainted with the evil of my old PC, I feel cursed.

MY NORMAL QUALITY PICTURES MAY NOW POSSIBLY MAKE THEIR WAY ONTO MY GALLERY.
AND, AND I might be able to use my £300 Wacom tablet to its actual potential now!


Finally I actually have a decent reason to live.

Okay, so its not actually ready yet. I am really typing all of this on MR BASTARD. But he will be dead soon.

My dad told me I couldn't burn him. Or throw him out the window. Learn how to use an axe on him.





But I will.

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  • Listening to: MY OLD CRAP COMPUTER BREATHING ASTHMATICALLY.
  • Reading: MY CRAP KEYBOARD TYPING SLOWLY.
  • Watching: MY SHITE 2 INCH SCREEN.
  • Eating: BANANAS.
  • Drinking: BANANAS.

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  • Current Residence: A GIANT CAT
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Inside out.
  • Interests: The boy with an arse for a face.
  • Favourite movie: SHIT!
  • Favourite band or musician: The Rocket Summer, Something Corporate,
  • Favourite genre of music: It all gets converted into 'duuuuuh' by the time it reaches my brain anyway
  • Favourite artist: I like the people who shit on pieces of paper and smear it in
  • Favourite poet or writer: Some guy with no arms or legs
  • Favourite style of art: Scratch and sniff
  • Operating System: ...Can your fingers fart?
  • Shell of choice: Idiot
  • Wallpaper of choice: Crack.
  • Skin of choice: Ugh
  • Favourite game: The one where you fall on things
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360.
  • Favourite cartoon character: This kid who breathes really loudly at school. We bully him, calling him 'FART-BREATH BOY'
  • Personal Quote: 'My friend fed his turtle on petrol.'

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*GreenBadger 2 days 5 hours ago
I watched you :D

I thought I was already, but I wasnt, so I am now

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~Kung-FU-Loser Jan 24, 2010, 5:28:44 PM
thank you sooo much for the fav.!
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*jaystababe Jun 25, 2009, 1:13:57 PM
Thanks for the fave! :iconspazhugplz:

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=flora-proactive Jun 17, 2009, 10:33:28 AM
u been watched :+devwatch: 8D maahaha, can i add u on myspace?

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~a-small-piece-of-ham Jun 17, 2009, 11:34:27 AM
haha thanks for the watch! And the lots of faves :3 I really don't use myspace though :/
But thanks :D

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^snowmask Mar 24, 2009, 9:38:53 AM
Thank you so much for the favourite! :+fav: :deviation: :heart:

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Mood: Delighted ~Fladson Jan 24, 2009, 3:35:56 PM
Thank you for the :+fav:.

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~Hardcore-Cupcake Nov 25, 2008, 8:52:58 AM
>.>

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~Hardcore-Cupcake Nov 10, 2008, 11:16:43 AM
*dies* i h-h-h-hate my spanish teacher.

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