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I really don't care when peoples DA birthdays are?
It makes me think I got people commenting/faving on my work then its like BERNARD HAS BEEN BUMMING AROUND ON DA FOR A YEAR. SAY CONGRATS.

I dont give a fuck!
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HA. HAHAHA.

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So... I am pretty much finishing my year at college and will hopefully get a Merit if not a Distinction...
I have a couple of days to sort everything out and then I AM GOOD. Hopefully this means I can upload more stuff...
I haven't actually mentioned the fact that I am going to University this year :D
I have got a place at Falmouth University College :D SOOOO HAPPY.
Im gonna be doing an illustration degree.

I hope I don't fail uni.




So that's my journal entry.
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Fucking hell.

I have never seen something so shiny in my entire life!
I just opened the box and MY EYES GLAZED OVER.
Im scared to open it. I am genuinely scared to use it.
My fingers are so tainted with the evil of my old PC, I feel cursed.

MY NORMAL QUALITY PICTURES MAY NOW POSSIBLY MAKE THEIR WAY ONTO MY GALLERY.
AND, AND I might be able to use my £300 Wacom tablet to its actual potential now!


Finally I actually have a decent reason to live.

Okay, so its not actually ready yet. I am really typing all of this on MR BASTARD. But he will be dead soon.

My dad told me I couldn't burn him. Or throw him out the window. Learn how to use an axe on him.





But I will.
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AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!
Its piss coloured, because its not healed up yet. Brilliant!
I am suuuper happy, im totally gonna update my devID when its healed up and draw willies on it and stuff :)

YEAH!
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My life seriously need a sort out HAHA.
I want some advice!
Im in sixth form, or year 13... or yeah.
I got a shit grade in my art AS, and Manwithsidewaysmouth (head of year) talked to me, and said I could either drop an A2, which would be music technology, and redo my art AS, or just carry on with all three A-levels and try as hard as I can and only get an average grade in art at the most.


I don't know what to do D:


Reasons why I should quit Music tech:
* My teachers hate me
* I hate my teachers
* I think this is because I say they are shit at their job
* to their face.
* I spend my time in music sticking uneaten food to the display boards
* Unless I'm ruining other peoples recordings by running in and doing a MASSIVE CAT NOISES
* I spend remaining time drawing my classmates with upside-down bodies
* I spend further remaining time trying to convince everyone that I'm seriously mentally impaired.
* I spend spare time in-between spare time drawing penises on on every single page of other peoples homework planners

Reasons why I should carry on in music tech:

* My teacher has an interesting mark on her neck that looks like she'd been kicked by a baby.



What do you guys think?
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